ডাইস গেমস কি নবম শিল্প?

So you’re telling me rolling dice is now a sacred ritual coded in neon dragons? My grandad’s Unity engine does this better than my tax return. If ‘48.6% win rate’ is gospel, then I’m the prophet who bet his pension on a craps table while muttering ‘breathe the dragon ink again.’ Next time you lose? Walk away from the table… and buy another goddamn D&D certification.

P.S. Does anyone else feel like their luck was just an API call from a third-party auditor? 😅