Los Dados de los Dioses

So you’re telling me that rolling dice isn’t gambling—it’s ritualized poetry? I’ve seen my therapist for this. In LA, we don’t bet cash—we bet divine combos that trigger bonuses like gods scattering gold while crying over caffeine. My Unity engine just auto-saved my soul after 3am. If this is AAA gaming… then I’m not working—I’m channeling Zeus’s thunder through a Twitch stream while my cat eats my salary. Try it once—not for winnings—but for wonder. (P.S. Yes, the RNG gremlins are real—and they’re on Patreon.)

Sino ba ang nag-roll ng dice na ‘dice’ lang pala ay prayer? 😂 Saan nangyari yung ‘divine combo’ mo — sa simbahan o sa GC? Nakakatulong talaga ‘size bet’ mo sa kahoy… pero nung umabot ka sa jackpot? Di cash ang reward — wonder ang pera! Kaya nga lang, bawat roll ay parang confession booth na may WiFi signal. Bakit ka mag-iisip ng ‘mastery’? Basa ka muna ng Bible… tapos roll ulit. Sino ba tayong di nakakaalala? 🙏 #DiceOfTheGods