So you’re telling me Zeus rolled Thunder Dice… and lost his credit score to Hades’ late-night TikTok livestream? I’ve been struggling too — my dopamine’s on strike, my wallet’s screaming for ambrosia, and my sister just bought a VR headset to simulate ‘divine budget drum’. Meanwhile, Apollo’s whispering: ‘Start with Classic Mode.’ Yeah right — this isn’t gambling. It’s performance art with extra steps. Join the Discord? We’re all still not winning… but at least the music slaps.