Roll With Your Brain

I tried ‘Everyman’s Dice’ after my last 3 a.m. losing streak turned into a full-blown existential crisis.

Turns out? The gods aren’t cruel — they’re just transparent. Clear odds? Check. No hidden traps? Double check.

So I set my limit at $20 — not because I’m broke (my rent’s more emotionally intense than my bank balance), but because I want to stay sharp enough to laugh at randomness instead of begging it for mercy.

And yes, the app even whispers Athena-level wisdom when you’re done: “Go look at stars now.”

If you’re still gambling your sanity like it’s a loot box… maybe it’s time for a rethink.

You in? Drop your wildest dice moment below 👇